after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.
THIS IS AMAZING OMG
This is beyond amazing and inspiring.
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?
Because everyone knows.
Only one man has candy apple green eyes.
the greenest green to ever green
I ship them with Benedicts eyes
And I ship them with these eyes
Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass
as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth
That was beautiful.
And our eyes, green and blue.
Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,
Like Heaven descending to Earth.
And when they blend,
Like the salty, turquoise ocean,
Lapping the surface,
Thirsting for our love.
But we have to be careful, my dear,
Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,
Or a dangerous, sinful black.
Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!
*laughter coming from ny*
See, more smiles!
Smile smile smile, smiles are good, smiles are happy, unless they’re the joker, then smiles are scary but still happy in a weird twisted way.
:D im smiling, see?
See, she’s smiling!
Seriously though I feel like that chick in mean girls, I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy.
In this case, cake rhymes with weed, but it’s the same thing right?
I hope so, I don’t like seeing either of them unhappy.
this is super dumb and it’s an au:3
Allyson groaned as she turned to her side and looked at her alarm clock. It read 5:53 and she already heard banging and muffled screaming coming from outside the bunker. “God dangit these two will be the death of me.” She got up and began walking towards the main source of the noise and that’s where she saw one of the August sisters arms crossed against her chest and eyes rolling as she bickers with the the (ex) angel of the Lord who’s jaw is clenched and eyes hold and intense stare. The younger August sister sits at the map table doing research on her laptop, it doesn’t even seem like those two knuckle heads even notice that her and Allyson are in the room. “When did this bickerin start Taylor?” She let out an annoyed sigh and looked over to her, “I don’t know but I need to go get some things for the vamp we’re huntin’ down. Wanna join?” Allyson shook her head and Taylor let out a weak smile.
When Taylor left Allyson left to go make coffee and when she came back it was no surprise to her that Maxwell and Shannyn were STILL arguing about Max’s father knows what.
"You’re such a FUCKING DICK!" She roared. "Come on Shannyn, not even my vessel is phased by your weak comebacks." Her eyes flickered back and the mark on her arm began to glow. Ah shit, Allyson thought as things started to get more intense. Then an idea popped into her head….. She made her way into the dungeon where they had the King of Hell tied up in some months ago, she drew a devils trap with a marker that only you can see in the dark and around that trap she put holy oil. "Perfect." she said aloud.
"GUYS HURRY QUICK!" nothing… "What’a bunch of idgits! I could be DYING down here!"
"SHANNYN, MAX. HURRY IT’S METATRON, HE GOT OUT OF HEAVEN!"
Then all of a sudden two figures were in front of her just where she wanted them. “I do not see him.” Max said squinting his eyes and tilting his head a bit to the right. “And I can’t fucking move!” Shannyn screamed. That’s when Allyson gave a toothy grin and lit the circle on fire. “Allyson…” Both the creatures said. “Great! Since you two interrupted my sleep I’m keeping you guys down here until you sort things out… And since you’re both immortal, I swear I will leave you down here until my great-great grandchildren need you on a case.” They both gulped. Allyson let out a laugh and walked out. “Allyson wait you can’t leave me with him! Angels smell bad!” Shannyn yelled. “Well at least I don’t look like a demon… OW” “One more word Max and I will shove a poll up your ASS!”
When Allyson returned up stairs Taylor was back, “Where’s Shannyn and Max?” She asked putting down a bag Allyson did not want to know what was in it, “I locked them in the dungeon down stars.” she said casually, “Good! Now I can do some research in peace.” “Yeah.” Allyson laughed.
NO OK THIS IS AMAZING I’D MOST LIKELY NOT DO THAT BUT IT IS AWESOME OK THANK U SO MUCH
I don’t know how to feel about it, like I wanna laugh it off but I know I shouldn’t and ughh
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT COMEBACK, THANK YOU ANON
*sits in a corner doing floridian stuff*
If I sprayed water on them (which I most likely would try) I’d probably be beaten within an inch of my life haha